Wednesday, November 29, 2017

12 Comical Reasons Why Trump Won!



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FIRST:  

His humble roots help him identify with the common man.  He is a self-made man who rose out of poverty by his bootstraps and his own sheer will.


SECOND:  

He has spent his entire life helping the poor.  No one can say he ever took advantage of them.


THIRD:  

He spends all of his free time volunteering in soup kitchens.  His dark tan comes from hours of labor in the hot sun.


FOURTH:  

He really values American women.  His respect for them is legendary.  His chivalry unquestioned.


FIFTH:  

All of his ideas are well thought and researched.  There is nothing about foreign policy or national politics that he is not aware.


SIXTH:  

He is so humble and gracious.  No one can accuse him of bullying others.


SEVENTH:  

He would never say anything to embarrass America.  Diplomacy and graciousness are in his blood.


EIGHTH:  

He would never threaten national security.  His best friends are foreigners.


NINTH:  

His personal style is impeccable.  He is the envy of all who survey him.



TEN:  

There are no contradictions in his life.  Everything he does follows directly from everything he says.


ELEVENTH:  

Everything he says is totally consistent.  His statements from TIME A always match his statements from TIME B.  He never wavers.


TWELFTH:  

He is slow to anger.  He never holds grudges.  He can really take a JOKE!


NOT!!!


[Needless to say, none of this is true.  :)  ]

















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